I asked for a steam mop for Christmas, but King Charming won't get it for me.
Whenever I tell him I want one, he gets this panicked look in his eyes and says, "I'm sorry. I can't do it. I will not be the guy who got you a mop for Christmas. I can hear it now, "So, Charming, what did you get your wife for Christmas? No way! You got her a MOP!!!'"
I keep insisting, "But it will make my life easier, so that's a good gift."
I just didn't get it until my wise friend, Jen, sent me this video. Now I understand!